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F*cking Duck – A Poem

Posted on April 3, 2023 by AJ Carney in Poetry

I don't feel any particular hatred to ducks, but an odd encounter with one has left me questioning my sanity...

How To Summon Santa

Posted on January 11, 2022January 12, 2022 by AJ Carney in Short Stuff

Another short one today, this time about a young, Cthulhu-obsessed girl who purchases an ancient tome online with the intention of summoning Santa Claus. However, what she actually summons couldn't be further from St. Nick!